It would seem in my absence from dA this past month I have qualified for Super Llama
I can't tell you how thrilled I am.
No, I mean that literally, I can't tell you how thrilled I am.
Although, if I were to give consideration to the idea of wearing a red cape and nothing else in context of making a provocative fashion statement - or, maybe, in the least, wearing a red g-string in addition - I'm sure the thought of dressing so provocatively would inspire me to new heights of sexual wanton abandonment.
The depths of despair after having contracted pneumonia as the weather is rather inclement here at the moment.
Either way, I would like to thank all the people below who have sent me a llama, which has made this auspicious occasion - if only in my own imagination - possible.
Thank you ALBINO LLAMA
It would seem my 'little orphan Annie' tale of having to spend my days dressed in only a red cape with optional red g-string; where the risk of contracting pneumonia is practically guaranteed now that winter is fast approaching - as it is on my side of the world - has inspired some people to gift me llamas so I can quickly advance to the next level up, which is Albino Llama.
Not only do I lose my red cape at this level, I, also, appear pale as death and frozen to the bone.
Of course, all fashionably conscious women are aware of the personal sacrifice to health and comfit that often accompanies maintaining a chic and glamorous fashionable image. And so, whilst the somewhat tanned and sporty appearance of the Super Llama is a desirable summers holiday style, the pure milky white skinned appearance of the Albino Llama is no doubt a more appropriate and complimentary wintry style.
I, therefore, do not view any additional llamas I receive from people as some nefarious attempt to rid me of my only current fashion accessory offering me the only protective warmth and comfort from the up and coming harsh climatic conditions that are known to prevail in winter - which without will most certainly deliver me to an early frosty grave - but more as an inducement for me to forget about giving thought to any idea of contracting pneumonia and shivering to death this winter, and focus on how fashionable I would look if I were to do the whole pure milky white skin nude scene wearing only a red g-string, red bow tie (40 points) with dark black sunglasses (80 points), both of which are purchasable at those respective prices.
As they say, death lasts for eternity, but fashion lasts for only a fleeting moment, so what is there to think about?
I would like to thank the following people who have gifted me a llama since posting this original journal entry: