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Why it is you are visiting my profile I haven't got the faintest idea as I am not an artist.
And, even if I were an artist, I probably wouldn't upload anything here to dA as that would mean I would have to spend a significantly greater amount of my precious time here than I would otherwise care to spend amongst some of the most dreariest people I have ever had the misfortune to encounter anywhere in my life.
I actually know real artists: they're eccentrically fun people to know; they're bright, witty, charming, polite, intelligent, creative, sophisticated and exciting to know - not like the vast majority of people here.
The vast majority of the people here at dA are excruciatingly dull - tragically so.
Save to say, I don't spend a lot of time here - I never did.
Favorite visual artistMonet, David, Turner and Constable. Favorite moviesSomewhere in TimeFavorite TV showsSenfield, Friends, X-Files, Big Bang Theory, Jon StewartFavorite bands / musical artistsTchaikovsky, Mozart, Mascagni, Dvorak, Chopin, John Barry, The Beatles, U2Favorite booksPride and Prejudice, RebeccaFavorite writersJane Austen, Daphne DemoriaFavorite gamesExpressions of Love in as Few Words as Possible (Refer Signature)Favorite gaming platformExclusive bars and clubsTools of the TradeSpaghetti strapped little black dressOther InterestsOpera, Theatre, Ballet
My New Year's Resolution for 2014 is to never post here at DeviantArt ever again as I find most of the people here really depressing.
That's not to say I find people elsewhere on the Internet any much better because I don't.
But, just in case I surprise myself and actually keep this resolution, here is some information about me you may find worthwhile knowing.
If you are visiting my profile from Google+ or Youtube it is most probably because I have referred to you as being an idiot.
Please, don't feel bad, as it is just my way of showing how much I don't care for you or your opinions.
The USA is the greatest terrorist state the world has ever known.
It alone is responsible for the deaths of more innocent men, women and children - 10 MILLION+ - around the globe than any other state since the end of WWII.
It's very existences is an insult to humanity.
WOMEN - FEMINISM - FEMININITY
It is said, behind every great man there is an even greater woman, if so, that doesn't say a great deal about Michelle Obama, as her husband is a lying murdering fraud.
Of course, we won't even contemplate what that says about Laura Bush.
Hillary Clinton we already know to be a lying duplicitous bitch as so was Julia Gillard who was Australia's first female prime minister.
It is ironically coincidental that since the advent of feminism in the mid 70's the world's political scene has deteriorated beyond repair.
And, to such extent being a pathological liar is considered the norm rather than the exception.
Who would have thought women stuffing their bras with worn pantyhoses so as to fake the appearance of having bigger boobs in purpose of appearing more appealing would create a New World Order where it doesn't matter whether you are a naturally gifted, truthful and honest person because you can always fake and lie about it, if you're not, huh?
It shouldn't matter whether it is a man or woman who sits at the seat of power for feminine influence to be discernible especially when it comes to truth, justice and peace.
But if that were actually how things had transpired then the world would be a far better place than it is today.
Wives' of leaders aren't powerless especially when their husbands' start beating the war drums or make decisions that are disregarding of the value of human life.
The purpose of feminism was and is to provide the opportunity for women to establish equal social status with men.
A First Lady of the United States threatening to divorce her husband taking the children with her amidst the public glare of the world over an issue of public social conscience where countless innocent people were going to unnecessarily die has more power enshrined in it than even the US Constitution, Office of Presidency, Senate and Congress combined.
I'd be threatening to divorce him every second week if he didn't live up to my ideals, which I am quite sure would be in dramatic contrast to the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the Pentagon.
I can actually tell my life story - more or less - through Victoria's Secret videos.
Up until about 2008 I was the most darling woman - a veritable Disney princess - anyone could meet.
From 2008 until now I have wreaked havoc in people's lives causing more consternation than there are constellations visible in the heavens - they were all evil people - combining my beauty and bright wit in perfect symmetry and harmony as analogously depicted by Flavia.
Martin Luther King Jr. could very well have said, "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where the marketable beauty of women is not judged by appearance alone, but by the content of their character and whether they can actually string three semi-coherent words together in a sentence."
Despite being a lesbian confused about my sexual orientations - I couldn't care what you think - I like men which is a bit of a plus as I spend so much of my time in the company of men both professionally and privately.
That's the good news.
The bad news is I don't care to get know anyone personally I encounter online.
I have spent most of my time online in the company of the most revile misogynistic male psychopaths any woman could ever have the misfortune to encounter anywhere.
Because I could be horrid towards them without feeling guilty about being horrid towards them.